It has come to my attention that many of you are unaware of just what greatness is in your presence. I am a perfect specimen of the male gender. In fact, I am so wonderful that there are days when I just get lost in my own reflection. *sighs lovingly and blows his reflection a kiss, mouthing “I love you” and winking*
Anyways… that is neither here nor there. Today’s topic is *drum roll* My Doodle! *smiles proudly* Few have been lucky enough to experience my doodle. But several have been graced with it’s magnificence weekly at Hooligan’s. So here are a few things you should know about my lovely doodle:
- Yes, it is real. *smirks* No plastic surgery or medicinal stimulates needed.
- You should admire it. Worship it even. It’s gorgeous and many have died just trying to get to touch it.
- NO VAGGIES ALLOWED. My doodle is only for use with those who have doodles… especially the beautiful tall, blonde Viking *sighs dreamily*
- EVERYONE should have a mold, statue, replica of my doodle.
- The replica of my doodle can have many uses! So be original and see how many different ways you can enjoy it!
- Love my doodle! I love my doodle, several times a day…
I’m sure I can come up with some much needed knowledge about my doodle to share with you guys. But for now… There you go!
Written by Claude Crane