That is correct! You favorite gay fairy is searching for a blue fruit loop to join the ranks! To become a fruit loop, you must follow these simple rules:
- Admire my perfection, though you should already do that
- Admire and worship my doodle. NO TOUCHING! Vag is not allowed near the doodle!
- You MUST be a female. No such thing as a male fruit loop. *licks lips* Though I have other plans for those sexy men who are interested in getting to know me. *winks*
- Fruit loops are required to love shopping, just not more than they love me and my doodle.
Sound simple enough to you? DM me @FaeClaude and maybe you could be the next Blue Fruitloop!
*All Fruitloops are given a statue of my doodle to worship*
Written by Claude Crane