The Wizarding Sheriff

Several weeks ago, Area Five was rocked to its core upon the discovery that it’s Sheriff, Eric Northman, had somehow lost his memory. Armed with a new skill for magic, we have learned that Mr. Northman is gearing up for the big one. That’s correct. Eric Northman will starring in the newest Harry Potter flick, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Fangbangers”, due to be released July 1, 2011. Who will prevail in this epic conclusion to the famous series? Only time will tell.