*fanning himself* Sometimes I wonder why I stay in Louisiana. There is a limited amount of acceptable men, (though a sexy Viking Vampire still continues to elude me *grumbles*) the entire place is full of Vaggies and their vagginess and now I have to deal with this wretched humidity and heat.
Though there are two perks to the Louisiana heat. Two things to look forward to that gives my doodle a rise…
What are these things?
- Hot shirtless men
- Ice Cream
*sighs* Nothing is sexier than watching a hot sexy man licking on a popsicle… except if it’s my doodle instead of the popsicle. *smirks*
See for yourself:
Now the only thing better than that would be watching as the ice cream dribbles onto Eric Northman’s abs and licking it up..
*licks his lips and grabs the video* I’m sorry to cut this one short, but my doodle and I are in need of some self-loving time.
Written by Claude Crane