Reports say, that several Vampires, especially newly turned Vamps have had numerous “accidents”.
Dallas Vampire, Jessica Hamby is fangless. In a rush attempt to gain her nurishment for the synthetic blood, Jessica’s fangs were cracked by the hard, thick glass of the Tru:Blood bottle.
“Like children, newly turned Vampires are sometimes overly eager and careless. After many studies into this reoccurring incident, we at Tru:Blood have decided to provide a safer plastic bottle”
What’s next? Tru:Blood flavored ring pops and suckers?