Tru:Blood Now Baby Vamp Proof


The Tru:Blood company has decides to try plastic bottles instead of the traditional glass ones. The reasoning behind this change?

Reports say, that several Vampires, especially newly turned Vamps have had numerous “accidents”.

Dallas Vampire, Jessica Hamby is fangless. In a rush attempt to gain her nurishment for the synthetic blood, Jessica’s fangs were cracked by the hard, thick glass of the Tru:Blood bottle.

“Like children, newly turned Vampires are sometimes overly eager and careless. After many studies into this reoccurring incident, we at Tru:Blood have decided to provide a safer plastic bottle”

What’s next? Tru:Blood flavored ring pops and suckers?

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